We are deliberately not writing anything on the acting, simply because there is none, on the script, because it doesn't exist.
There are certain fallacies for the readers as they read the review. We, wanted to give 'alien' where it states genre, something that starts with (-) sign where it states rating, and well, a blank space instead of the review. Unfortunately for them, we cannot do so. However, the producer of the film should take note, the journalist responsible for the review, personally feels he is eligible for a part of the budget, simply for the life altering mental trauma he underwent seeing the film and the inexplicable nightmares that will haunt him for the rest of his cognizable working life, which medical practitioners in the city have unanimously agreed, have no known treatment.
Nightmare 1: Monica (Unfortunately we are not sure what her off screen name is, yes, even the mighty Google failed), comes back to her hometown from hostel, and there is a song,
Ektu Agun Chowa
, within 30 seconds flat of her coming on screen. Now, never before have we seen an actress singing on a beach, with her sari tied to the branch of a tree. And never ever should we be subjected to such abject terror again.
Nightmare 2: There are village goons dressed up in ninja attire who attack a temple priest.
Nightmare 2 and 3 get muddled, as the priest performs perfect side thrust kicks, before getting killed.
, the local terror comes into the picture and Debraj Roy is attacked. We distinctly remember him being hit on the head, but he gets bandaged on the arm. There's a foul mouthed tea stall lady, who also romances the man who reminds us of a refrigerator with limbs. The MOD (ministry of defence), which has been subject to many scams recently, can use these two as possible weapons of mass destruction against rival nations, and we are absolutely sure no corrupt defence official will dream of a cut, for their induction in Indian defence.
We are deliberately not writing anything on the acting, simply because there is none, on the script, because it doesn't exist and on the actors, because we are hopeful they have a mothership waiting in deep space and will soon go back to their respective planets. The further the galaxies are from poor Milky Way, the better.